And it's way too homo queersicle to be as good as Bromeo and Juliet.

Man, that Julia Roberts profile pic gets me every time. She looks like she's about to eat a whole turkey with that unhinged jaw of hers. And her eyes would keep that glazed, dead look.

Well, it's a hoax that Lincoln was a Vampire Hunter. All the physical evidence was planted by a glory-starved amateur historian.

I played it with my nephew the other day and I would strongly not recommend it unless you are a small child who doesn't know any better. There is (essentially) no penalty for death and it is painfully short. $10 is a good price, but you could get so much more beat 'em up for your money if you wanted to by sticking to…

I enjoyed it, up to a point. The conceit was reminiscent of Ikaruga, but there were too many damn buttons to remember for a browser game, in my opinion.

That's a refreshingly bizarre way to admire (?) a woman. Kudos!

It certainly is easier to just film the Academy nodding at each other and then dub in their lines afterwords.