Before I watched this trailer, I was just having a conversation about the recent clusterfuck of remakes and sequels and I used this very expression. I was born in '82 and it seems that everything I have held dear over the years is being watered down, whitewashed, and ruined. Luckily, I avoid theatres as much as…

Before I watched this trailer, I was just having a conversation about the recent clusterfuck of remakes and sequels and I used this very expression. I was born in '82 and it seems that everything I have held dear over the years is being watered down, whitewashed, and ruined. Luckily, I avoid theatres as much as…

I don't vote, but I enjoy masturbating in the booths. True story.

I don't vote, but I enjoy masturbating in the booths. True story.

RESTORE THE MONARCHY.

Critics hate thinking!

Critics hate thinking!

Only two months? My iTunes can play, non-stop, for more than 5.3 months.

Only two months? My iTunes can play, non-stop, for more than 5.3 months.

The man is 70 years old, I think seniors ought to be allowed to do anything they want, including running over random children in the street.

The man is 70 years old, I think seniors ought to be allowed to do anything they want, including running over random children in the street.

I'd like to seed her fields and raise a fresh, healthy cabbage.

I'd like to seed her fields and raise a fresh, healthy cabbage.

Last album sucked.

Last album sucked.

Crater Lake. Idiot.

Crater Lake. Idiot.

lol, There is a Blockbuster near my apartment but the only people who I ever see going inside are, well, I assume they don't know about Netflix/can't afford a decent internet connection.

lol, There is a Blockbuster near my apartment but the only people who I ever see going inside are, well, I assume they don't know about Netflix/can't afford a decent internet connection.

This reviewer should consider looking for employment with an organization more befitting his personal tastes. Perhaps NPR might be looking for interns?