I'm sorry that you're offended that I criticized your girlfriend Rihanna but she has had plenty of time (and plenty of people around her, as well as the media) to understand that hanging out with the guy who beat the shit out of her isn't a good idea. You can call me any name you like; the fact remains that when she…

I'm sorry that you're offended that I criticized your girlfriend Rihanna but she has had plenty of time (and plenty of people around her, as well as the media) to understand that hanging out with the guy who beat the shit out of her isn't a good idea. You can call me any name you like; the fact remains that when she…

Honestly, he's a fucker but Rihanna has proven herself no better. By hanging around this asshole, she is sending a *horrible* message to young girls. And have you seen the way she acts in interviews when she's in a pissy mood? Total cunt.

Honestly, he's a fucker but Rihanna has proven herself no better. By hanging around this asshole, she is sending a *horrible* message to young girls. And have you seen the way she acts in interviews when she's in a pissy mood? Total cunt.

I'm going to download this (all ready bought the album twice) and wait until the 75th Anniversary  Super Fuck Monkey Blast Killer Chomp DeluXXXe Ultra Fantastic 25-disc version is out.

I'm going to download this (all ready bought the album twice) and wait until the 75th Anniversary  Super Fuck Monkey Blast Killer Chomp DeluXXXe Ultra Fantastic 25-disc version is out.

I read an article about King's history with cocaine, and in it King claims to have written IT in something insane like 3 DAYS… that's a lot of fucking coke.

I read an article about King's history with cocaine, and in it King claims to have written IT in something insane like 3 DAYS… that's a lot of fucking coke.

What a creepy old line, it implies that the bitch in question also has a dick.

What a creepy old line, it implies that the bitch in question also has a dick.

Spirulina smells like fish and taste like shit. That's really all you need to know. Oh, and it's a deep, mold-like green.

Spirulina smells like fish and taste like shit. That's really all you need to know. Oh, and it's a deep, mold-like green.

@tophersouth

@tophersouth

That one was only thing that seemed completely, utterly unrealistic to me - that LA FUCKING GUERTA would be the one to find the slide. I can suspend a lot of disbelief, but nobody will ever convince me that she has even a grain of a detective in her.

That one was only thing that seemed completely, utterly unrealistic to me - that LA FUCKING GUERTA would be the one to find the slide. I can suspend a lot of disbelief, but nobody will ever convince me that she has even a grain of a detective in her.

I was SHOCKED. I only watched because I was bored and nothing else was on, but that was the best episode in years.

I was SHOCKED. I only watched because I was bored and nothing else was on, but that was the best episode in years.

Satie would surely call Brian Eno first.

Satie would surely call Brian Eno first.