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I never watched the last episode because I was so upset. I guess I should get around to that.

I came specifically to mention this guy.  So glad to see he's not only still around, but grew dreadlocks.  His ads from back in the day were fucking priceless.
"I may not look like a lawyer [with his greasy ponytail], but it helps me sneak up on 'em!" Followed by a knowing grin at the camera.

I just questioned my life priorities when I saw 'John Landgraf' and immediately thought- gotta click on that one, lunch can wait.

Bruce McCullough was always my cuppa.

Tim Allen, Mexican Detective.

You take that back right now!

Up until now, I've been able to ignore Beiber.  He's made me roll my eyes a few times and whatnot.  But this? I just want to smash things. I hope he's deep-throating truckers for change within 10 years.
Great article, O'Neal.

Smells like herring, @avclub-4b8dbaa429f18373947e25594eb17f40:disqus .

Remember when Dennis Wilson was a thing?

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus Also, razor blades are ridiculously overpriced.

I can do a really good Glomer voice, but no one ever knows what I'm talking about. I can also do her dad's voice from the actual show.

"Forget it, Jake. It's…Dometown."

I just read Micro a couple of days ago and it felt like a Crichton/Koontz mash-up to me. But it's also been a long time since I've read his other stuff as well.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.

I just realized how much I missed unregistered Gary's various Roman numerical iterations RACIST (non)flags from  my early days. Fucking nostalgic ass set of threads here.

He should sacrifice himself on Wrigley. Then mankind can move on to the next phase.

Agreed with all, and hey, you ever think about freelancing here?

fuck off

Heller's still around, right? Dude's awesome.