I don't think I've seen it. Thanks for the heads-up!

That comment was truly the wind beneath my wings.

(washes hands, walks away)

No lie, my sister and myself got voted "Least Dependable" 3 years in a row. What kind of fucked up place even has that as a category?

"You shall see a cow…on the roof of a cotton house." Thank God, the flying cow got delivered in better form years later.

Scent of a Woman for the best Hoffman buffoon role. And Before the Devil Knows You're Dead for the most knucklebiting one.

You kids and your Dan Fogelburg.

I did a random search for a book (Perdido Street Station) on AVC and this article came up. Just realized I've been saying "unhappy endings are my happy endings" for about a year now and I lifted it from you.

Whither Black Bolt?

Don't eat the mushroom! Or was that The Bear?

He was awesome in Rush. Then again, who wasn't?

Wacky Angry Black Police Captain on The Shield. Believe me, hilarity ensued.

@avclub-dd447685c5e7ee4499734a2074294b82:disqus Was that Mabel Barr's long awaited follow-up to Commander Coriander Salamander and 'Er Singlehander Bellylander?

I'd be okay with a Tarantino/Rodriguez type smash-up with both Andersons as long as it has Daniel Day-Lewis, Bill Groundhog Day Ghostbustin ass Murray, Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Maria Conchita-Alonso. Paul W.S. Anderson can direct the trailer or something.

IT'S T-BONE!!!!

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus I sometimes forget that other people do reasonable things with their income, wastrel that I am. Have fun with the smart phone!

ABSO…LUTELY

Epee just doesn't come up that much in my line of work.

My grandmother told me to never put money into gumball machines, as they were all owned by the Mafia.

Have you tried the TV Guide phone app? It's location/provider specific. They get a few things wrong, but it's worked wonders for me.