As I get older, I'm looking more like a skeleton holding a martini glass and smoking a cigarette.

In this one, it's the common cold that kills the cylons. Or tribbles.

I want the prestige treatment of B.C. as well, if only for a foreword that explains how cavemen keep running into christian religious elements. I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye

If you cut the crusts off, then the terrorists win. USA!

You must be kidding. The MPAA would shit, then they'd kill him.

Saw this last night. Thought the end was a nice fit and it makes you wonder how much the girl may be playing the kid so that she has a new blood farmer. As for Oskar acting like he'd kill the bullies - it's just an act. When he did lash out it was half-hearted and a lucky shot.

When her career nosedives again, she can star in Imperfect Anal.

And every chapter can be read in less than 2-1/2 minutes.