Funny, I never caught that you were a human female before. huh

Hey Nong Man.

The last minutes of CBB were particularly devastating. I'm glad it was released.

His death was unrelated to the slap. He died because he drank pumpkin peach ale.

Mail Chimperman.

Nice callback.

Bob looks like Tom Morello

My Dad called him Freddy Bumper.

…it was Phish to me.

You rock, rock. This rock just sits and is.

I was confused for a second. I was thinking of Lena Dunhams square body and no hips. I get you now.

"I though Hot Topic was the Urban Outfitters of Juggalo wannabes.." said no one ever.

True Detective: The Internship

I hope they pray everyday everyday everyday everyday.

This was a direct proposition by the Dubai Billionaire to Bone Thugs-n-Harmony. This isn't slavery. This is a whore joke!

*Mexican accent*

I'm a Mexican. Angry Brown Man…doesn't have the same ring to it.

That's imp-possible!

Yarp.

I think it's Heart Shaped Box, which is a bones throw from Heart Shaped Ass.