I like both those things also!    and I agree,   - you're the worst! Strictly because of your opinion on this topic!

Baseball season is starting.  So long, losers.  I never liked any of you

Can they bring in Mickey Rooney to redo his Breakfast at Tiffany's character as Master Splinter so's we can get some good old-fashioned Bay-style racism??

As your doctor I advise you put on episodes of Get A Life and Something About Mary immediately.

Does he think Dawes is the greatest band on the planet or the universe?

The village scene in Platoon is pretty horrifying throughout, but when
Bunny (Kevin Dillon) goes homicidal and bludgeons the retarded villager
to death, and there are specks of blood on his face, and he says "you
ever see a head come open like that?

I think there is good to be done (particularly in the right group of
people) by having people get together and actively work for the good of
their community. That happens at my church, so I continue to go.

The point is that they think it's the opposite of Arrietty and The Lorax.
They think those are propaganda for the left, but this guy is saying
that The Hunger Games has a *true* message about how government and "big
media" (not including Fox of course) are always out to fuck you over

Will he just find someone else to manipulate him?

My two favorite band names from this year: Gay Witch Abortion and Diarrhea Planet

"There's a virus inside the mainframe! Oh wait, it's just the mainframe.

you're right. Jeremy Davies would've been much better casting. Like

she is astounded that she can play Need for Speed: World for free online.

You gotta be famous before anybody wants to see you fat, loud, drunk and obnoxious.

He's like a Bowling for Soup song…..

It's amazing how a single bag of circus peanuts can transition from fun, marshmallowy treat to ipecac..

I don't want to live on this planet anymore..

We gotta keep Susan out of here or else she'll ki

Wanda? The witch with the wire wig? Why am I the only one that remembers this?

Dammit! Well, I was an accident, so it's to be expected.