My only regret…was having…boneitis!

speaking as an ardent Harry Potter nerd. I just don't get the whole Twilight thing. Vampires are fucking stupid.

25th anniversary!
and africa is still fucked! this leaves me with high hopes for the success of this endeavor!

the anti-sarc Mark(tm) should just be a white guy. because everybody takes white guys seriously.

I was going to write something sarcastic here but it turns out you have to pay to download the sarc mark. I did find out that it was invented by a guy named Paul Sak, so that explains that.

Dammit AV Club, get off my lawn! *shakes cane*

@JVS Gimme some sugar baby.

what would have been funnier is if she hadn't won, and was forced to sit there in the audience the rest of night dripping on her neighbors.