How's this for a zinger? When the revolution happens, I hope you'e among the first lined up against a wall and machine-gunned to death!

How's this for a zinger? When the revolution happens, I hope you'e among the first lined up against a wall and machine-gunned to death!

Stop saying "batshit crazy." It's an overused phrase.

Stop saying "batshit crazy." It's an overused phrase.

The first mall was built in Paris.

The first mall was built in Paris.

Man, you suck.

Man, you suck.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This could possibly be the most boring Inventory of all time.

This could possibly be the most boring Inventory of all time.

How the fuck does snorting coke at the White House make you a douchebag?

How the fuck does snorting coke at the White House make you a douchebag?

The USSR defeated the Nazis.

The USSR defeated the Nazis.

I know, I could hardly believe it when I found out.

I know, I could hardly believe it when I found out.

You mean Norm MacDonald, one of the worst Weekend Update hosts in the show's history? What's the matter with you?

You mean Norm MacDonald, one of the worst Weekend Update hosts in the show's history? What's the matter with you?