I'll accept the outcome of the vote if my option wins.

Sad!

I voted in the poll, and it told me options A and C both had 0% of the vote, and option B had 23%. No wonder I failed math.

Maybe he thinks "tricep" is another name for wrist.

Here's something I've always wondered about the concept of Hell—do its residents enjoy it?

Any reasonably good person would be railing against the afterlife system from day one, since it's obviously riddled with moral holes. Many good people wouldn't even want genuinely evil people to be subjected to the horrors of the Bad Place. There should've been a pastel-colored mob at the train station refusing to let…

And My Blind Brother!

I do feel like they're kinda squandering opportunities to do more Alice in Wonderland-style quirkiness with The Good Place. There was flying in the second episode, yet everyone's been walking ever since. (Plus—why did they have to wear helmets to fly?) The flying shrimp and holes in the floor were all bugs, not…

I think the story of Aladdin was originally set in China, actually. Of course the trappings are all Middle Eastern, which is where the story originated, but theoretically it could be one of China's more Islamic western regions.

The only thing that disappointed me about Karen David's casting is that it seems to preclude her being cast in the live-action film version of Aladdin, which Disney should be getting around to any day now.

I actually had that exact response a second before she said it. I…probably shouldn't work in the food industry.

I misread that as married eight times to nine husbands and spent longer than I'd care to admit trying to figure out how.

Despite all the hate the Connor storyline gets, my favorite version of Angel is during that brief happy period when he's a single father to a baby. He just takes on this sweet, goofy charm that actually added a lot of pathos to the character.

Mine too, I think! (I mean, it's definitely up there, I just haven't done any definitive rankings.) I could watch a whole show of them just murdering and fucking and murder-fucking across early modern Europe.

Darla! <3

I'm holding out hope for Montana, someday. Also, has anybody checked on Wyoming lately? Its population is so small I feel like we could start some sort of (voluntary, of course) Liberal Resettlement Program and flip the state within the week.

Lucky Arizona. I keep checking the polls here in Montana and somehow, bafflingly, Trump is still ahead. (Okay, so it's not that baffling, but it'd be nice to be surprised, you know?)

Honestly at this point I read his posts and just think "aww, puppy" in the same tone of voice (thought?) as when my dog gets too excited and trips over his own paws. Poor lil' guy. He's doing the best he can with what little he has.

Ooh, interesting. Supposedly they are all such good people…

See, that does make sense, except what are the odds that everybody a) was born around the same time as their One True Soulmate, b) died around the same time as their OTS, c) had a soulmate who was also morally perfect enough to get into The Good Place?