I'm really anticipating my 420th.

Yeah, 90 might make a better (if still imperfect) dividing line between liberal and conservative. I remember a story from within the last decade about a couple of teenage twin girls who wrote and performed songs about white supremacy (??), whose parents moved them to Kalispell because of its nearly all-white…

I'm from Missoula, which is definitely in the mode of "liberal hippie college town in a conservative state" (see: Austin TX, Asheville NC, Lawrence KS, etc). And you're definitely right about the libertarian streak. Even though I grew up forming very Missoula-typical liberal views, I was also enamored enough of the…

Here's some money. Go see a Star War.

It can be two things? Well, maybe not in this case. I don't know. I didn't major in things.

That's kinda the problem with making so many of the big name Disney characters guest stars, especially when they were introduced in a one episode "princess of the week"-type arc. We ended up with a very random assortment of "important" characters.

Exactly! It never works, because being unnecessarily vague is really obvious and just makes people more curious which, again, makes you look more douchey for trying to "hide" it in the first place. Like if somebody asked you when your birthday is and you answered "the '90s." There was another time (also freshman year)…

Get yourself a pince-nez, my friend. They're all the rage these days. I highly recommend them.

I went to Stanford. Freshman year my dorm went on a ski trip to Tahoe. A group of us went to an IHOP, got a table, made friendly conversation with the waiter, in the natural course of which I mentioned that we were Stanford students. After the waiter left, one of the guys I was with leaned across the table to "let me…

"Is there a Sixth Avenue? Is there a Fourth Avenue? One day, I'd really like to know."

Imagine the grizzly scene that could've resulted.

Actually, Ewoks speak a Mongolic language called Хальмг Өөрдин. /pushes glasses up nose, gets shoved into a toilet

I would totally watch and rewatch a Daniel Inouye Drunk History segment.

And she's real bad at it.

To be fair, Kylie was mentioned way back in the first season. I was impressed with that continuity.

That is so chilling. Reminds me of how Ted Bundy had a job with some sort of emergency services agency. He was able to derail (to a certain extent) the investigation into his own crimes from the "inside."

My school didn't even release the course "catalogue" (it was all online, I'll get off your lawn, etc.) for fall until early August. I was always the nerd obsessively checking the website to see if they'd gone up yet.

I also begged my parents for a video camera when I was about 13, which they got for me, and then I used maybe…once. I still feel a deep sense of guilt about that to this day. And I know I still have the camera and a bunch of unopened tapes around somewhere, so even though technology has moved far beyond it, part of me…

Then there was the inexplicable '50s greaser. I got bored halfway through the third episode; did he turn out to be a time-traveling suicide…helper?

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