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I was about to post the exact same thing. I mean, it's one where the answer is pretty much obvious, but still. Give the guy what he wants.

Well played, sir. A thousand upvotes. (Symbolically speaking. I'm not made of upvotes here.)

I also love Madalena exponentially more the more evil she gets. I'm a little worried about what this says about me. (On the other hand, I do think she and Gareth are very cute together in a terrible kind of way, and that'll only work if she dials back on the D'DEW…so I'm torn.)

I seriously love that movie. After almost two seasons of Galavant, I'm still having to shake that reaction of "Look, it's the evil leprechaun!" every time I see Timothy Omundson's face. Which is not meant as a dig on his acting in other roles, but as a testament to how much his take on an evil leprechaun has stuck…

I never knew there was a Tonight I'm Fucking You version. Incredible.

Leni Riefenstahl! Wait…

And if Kathryn and Bam Bam had a one-night stand four-way with Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael, then that would be a wham bam, thank you, wham, with Bam Bam and Kathryn Bigelow-Bigelow- Bigelow-Bigelow Male Gigolo.

I think it's mostly people just skipping the article and assuming someone seriously tried to do this, as opposed to making a spoof about the idea of someone seriously trying to do this. Which, fair, but it makes for people leaving snarky comments that are just versions of jokes actually included in the video.

I was annoyed when they introduced Jess' previously unheard of sister and it wasn't Emily Deschanel. They had a golden opportunity there. Golden!

Uncle, that's what all tea is.

Alexander was just straight-up not interested in anything west of Macedonia, but that doesn't mean he didn't know it was there. Really makes me less sympathetic to his alleged weeping.

And then Todd wanted to give Nick a one-nut slap! There was a real thematic thread running through this episode.

Pol Pot?

I actually like this one. Kinda makes me want to become a hipster conspiracy theorist. "Oh, I believe in the Concave Earth theory. You probably haven't heard of it."

It's basically comparing genoicidal apples to genocidal oranges.

I've actually been wondering for a while if it's possible to teach kids history in a way that doesn't mean they're going to have to unlearn a lot of crap later. History in general is so nuanced and, frankly, depressing. If you start kids out with "and 1492 kicked off centuries of genocide and depression!" instead of…

I also say "roof stoof" all the time. Responses tend to vary between unthinking acceptance and total confusion.

More of a summer word!

It's funny 'cause we're a nation in decline.