He originally supported Marco Rubble-o, Barney's Cuban cousin.

I thought Cold War Week was over?

I hope Aziz ordered chicky chicky parm parm to go with his pasta.

I assume they're talking about "It Wasn't Me."

I hope you added Janacek's Sinfonietta to your workout playlist.

Sounds like you didn't look at Wiseau's ass closely enough.

Mr. Freeze?

Give me all the bacon and Nick Offerman videos you have, Internet.

If I can't touch the moon, how can I save Termina in the next three days?

Another installment of the Marty Cinematic Universe.

Good job dispensing new music.

Will she teach Elizabeth I to say Yas Qween?

We fought with him!
Me, I died for him!
Me, I trusted him!
Me, I loved him!
And me, I'm the damn fool that ran Hamilton into the ground with pointless mash-ups!

Looks like Kristen Schaal will have to take a few more vacation days.

If it gets bad reviews, I'll catch it on Netflix.

I hope their new songs will Be Good.

The movie has 31 flavors of torture porn.

In Lincoln's day, there were only fourscore and seven Pokemon.

Fact: Ted Cruz shut down Gringotts after Dumbledore announced he was gay.

Now I know where to find all the aging emo kids.