50 Cent is not very good.

I just hope this season can match the court testimony episode.

I've heard he prefers a good stiff cucumber.

Oooh, @JGoo:disqus has a bingo!

The Legend of Tarzan: A Link to the Apes

I slowly read it in 10 minute stretches during my commute. Finishing it is a marathon, not a sprint.

I'm doing the same, but with The Martian Chronicles and a history book about the buildup to World War I.

I eagerly await Nathan Rabin's review of this.

Heineken Music Hall? Fuck that shit! Pabst Theater!

Did you eat any Burger King hot dogs in the last 31 days?

I played General Mackenzie in a high school production of the play, so I'm looking forward to it.

Good music to play while your Goth coworker is getting it on with your socially awkward friend.

It'll be reasonably great.

Boatman's a scientist.

Is Andy Daly that out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.

Well it's not quite a ham, and it's not quite a Milton, but man…So to answer your question, I don't know.

Is It Really So Strange that they would reuse that title?

Good God, Charles.

Slimer comin', yo!

I know that puns are your favorite kind of gag.