Dear Arby's,

"It's the sword of destiny. Very powerful. Comes with backstory."

Fiona Apple has the wisdom of an owl, the grace of a swan, and the eyes of an eagle. Ladies and gentlemen, this woman is for the Birds!

Who, as we all know, lives in Vatwickan City.

I think pun threads are purr-fect.

I assume this person will start a feud with whoever's parodying The War On Drugs.

Turns out invading Russia was an even worse idea than storming Winterfell in winter.

This backlash is terrible, and such small portions!

Hold my haaand…

Idris Elba will run the Jacobin Club using Robert's Rules of Order.

Trump's casino is on Virginia Avenue in AC, so he just needs two more magenta properties to start building houses.

I assume THINK PIECE is guarded by the fearsome miniboss HOT TAKE.

After this season's bloodletting, Hodor will be one step closer to taking the Iron Throne.

Death House: The House that Eats

I guess it's called The Boss because she was Born to Run a company.

His pony name is Scranton Smirkle.

Peep Show! Lots of cringy humor so if you liked The Office you'll like it too.

I agree, they kneed to settle this soon.

It looks like you're trying to get erect. Would you like some help?

So this song isn't about drivin' a hypothetical in some terry's clavicle?