I'm guessing that, like this song, your recipes were inspired by watching Wings of Desire.

They better not interrupt Berry and Fulcher's recording time.

The Clapper 2: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

They finally have enough money to reopen the grain pier.

What you call Love Week was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.

Here you go:

The Conan O'Brien dub of Ghost in the Shell is the best.

And Governor Rauner will hold a press conference blaming the Chicago Democrats for chasing away industry in 3, 2, 1…

"There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser."
-Illinois resident in the winter

Well, Lake Michigan is the most phallic looking Great Lake.

I'll bet if you really buckled down, you'd be promoted to brushing his eyebrows.

This is the Gore Vidal of A7X commenters.

Sick Burr-n.

I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.
Is this where it gets me, from your ass, several feet ahead of me?

@milkproofrobot:disqus must have written a master's Theseus on Greek myths.

Caps! Caps for sale! Fifty cents a cap!

I agree, these other commenters need to stop getting jalapeno business.

The AV Club

Or: A Lazy Thursday Night in ElDan's Basement.

Fuck it, we'll catch it live!