So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the xXx sequel.

First you'll have to find The Room that it's taught in.

You mean his n*wsl*tt*r.

I recently finished The Rabbit Back Literature Society based on the AV Club recommendation (and the fact that its author commented on its review here). I really enjoyed it.
Now I'm reading Lawrence in Arabia, an account of the Middle Eastern campaigns of World War I. Of course, TE Lawrence is the central figure, but…

Coincidentally, today I learned about the fan theory that Boba Fett is a lesbian:

Yes, "magic helmet," and I'll give you a sample!

How do you win tickets to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.

We don't have any more puns to spare.

I hope she doesn't start Bunburying to avoid social obligations.

You are tearing me apart Skyler!

"Are you nearsighted or farsighted?"
"Both. That's why I invented the bifocal."
"GAH!"

I expect lots of hate mail to come in from people who scored 5 in AP US History.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!

If you're throwing away your shakes, don't leave them in an Imogen Heap.

Wear the eye patch Bret, wear the funky funky eye patch!

He didn't use horcruxes either.

Dammit cancer, stop taking our British celebrities!

He's no good to me dad.

It can be two duos!

How truly outrageous of them.

"Give me all the holographic messages you have."
-R2 to Leia at the start of A New Hope.