From the description, it sounds like this movie's budget was $538.

It's so dense, every single bottle has so much glass going on.

All the workers at Los Pollos Hermanos chicken farms have degrees in animal Gusbandry.

Aaron Paul should know a thing or two about working with pesky flies.

You deserve a scotchka for that comment.

*Presses the Z button twice*

It's just a flesh wound!

This week's getting worse all the time.

I was expecting Check, Please! to be about Chicago restaurant reviews.

"Yoga Hosers" makes me think of someone who washes dirty yoga mats for a living.

So…is Stallone going to wear that fedora through the whole move? I guess if you're old enough you can still pull the look off, but I'm still going to expect him to say deeply nerdy things.

I think the Charmin bears can answer that question.

I'll bet that made her Thai'red.

Stay on target.

*gets biastioc flashbacks*

Whenever I get Fett up about something, I always relax with a nice Boba tea.

He was truly misunderestimated.

I thought it would be My Neighbor Han Solo.

Hopefully they'll have a cameo from Tituss Burgess as an expert in Pinot Noir.

His military code name is Big Tuna.