Trey Gowdy: To HC, my star, my perfect silence. Who do you suppose HC is? Harry Connick Jr? Hayden Christensen? Hillary Clinton?

So you're saying their marriage was…a huge mistake?

Not even British spelling can class that up.

The Hunt for Red Cocktober

Watch out for bridges and Photoshop-ons.

Harry Potter and the IRA of the Phoenix

Harry Potter turned into Walter White so gradually, I didn't even notice.

I'll Tell All Your Friends about this comment.

Carrie Brownstein is: Artisanal Nanny.

I think this dog should be introduced to Champion.

Turn him into Hipster Poirot: he still has a waxed moustache, and he spends his free time in a math rock band called The Little Grey Cells.

D.T. Abrams uses only the classiest, gold-plated lens flares.

Seeing Sleater-Kinney live was one of the highlights of my year. They definitely hit the ground running with No Cities to Love and I can't wait to see what they'll do next.

It switched to Nathalie Emmanuel for a while, but now the sponsored links are just stocks, cheap iPhones, and disrupted razor industries for me.

That's Numberwang!

Please don't use your special tzatziki sauce this time.

I enjoyed Playmobil too, especially the Special line of detailed individual figures.

He's starting a new chain of chicken restaurants called Los Rogers Hermanos.

I think you mean Imogen Gay Poots.

I know it's easy to hate Franco, but I'm actually interested in this show. Anything involving writers/producers from The Wire and Breaking Bad gets my attention.