But Colbert was able to talk to Trump. Finally, the student has become the master.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!"
-Average Fox News viewer

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Freamon: You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money, and you don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you.

Upvoted for "Ptoooie!"

Parliament…you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I can't wait for the big duet with Ricky Gervais and Steve Carell.

Everything's going according to Warrissey's plan…

V for Very Good Comment.

Fuck tha Constabulary

I'm sure he's Russian to think of a pun.

I think these puns would be popular in the Borscht Belt.

Good thing I postponed my plan to jump in a vat of acid.

Did you have a damn fine cup of coffee with it?

Somewhere ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER is smiling.

He shouldn't have eaten so much liver, legumes, and spinach.

You have won a tiny Dundie…

Mamma mia! It's-a gone!

If it bleeds, we can fire it.

So you're saying it's better to be Naked?