"It can be two things." -a guy in a cow costume

Lettuce follow your example by avoiding any more food puns.

Keep up that attitude, and you won't be invited to the regatta this year.

wtf is starz lol

The preview image for this video reminds me of Parks and Rec.

Wurst Job, Internet!

Or Tina Belcher.

That's Grover Cleveland.

For which category?

His science is too tight!

They can collectively manage a Cinnabon in Omaha.

He sends out sexist casting calls to several women, but they all vanish.
He also owns a cat.

With its two biggest cities, Phallusdelphia and Buttsburgh.

But it's the only whey he can atone for his crimes.

I miss the Silly Little Showbiz Book Club.

"Alison Brie…surprisingly frank, passionate love scenes"
I'll be in my bunk.

It's the heartwarming tale of a princess trying to save her mother, who is transformed into the Jersey Devil.

Or one of Scott Aukerman's rejected aliases.

I dare the 82,729 people who liked this garbage to follow the true spirit of the Confederacy and secede.

"Cultural cleansing"