Wow, I'm truly honored!

So this is what Seinfeld meant when he started complaining that everybody is too PC these days…

It didn't take long for me to complete, but I watched all of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace this week. It definitely belongs on my "favorite weird British TV shows" list. And now I keep hearing Matt Berry saying "You and he were buddies, weren't you?" in my head.

I'm sure they'll reGale us with plenty of cameos and callbacks.

You'll love my pictures of Star Wars vehicles crashing into Great Job, Internet articles.

He'll have to cast a lot of humble motherfuckers with big-ass dicks.

I am not endangered, Skyler, I am the danger!

I remember listening to this song over the end credits to Wall-E. The animation changes to reflect art history, from cave paintings to modern art. I'd have to say Wall-E is my favorite Pixar movie.

Magnets are strong as hell, bitch!

"The work continues." -Qyburn

See, cats drive cars like this, but dogs drive cars like this.

Express Yourself…by Ranting on Twitter

"What clothes you are wearing…every choice you make affects what happens in the story."

So, you'd say this movie sounds…mediocre?

Monsantosaurus

Do not, my friends, become addicted to Mad Max: Fury Road! It will take hold of you, and you will regret its absence.

"The wang chooses the wizard."

My high school had one hipster teacher who also looked like Snape. He was yearbook adviser, so he got a full page to write about his favorite bands (Mogwai, Boards of Canada, etc).

I can't think of a better description of Hufflepuff than "third boarding group of any given flight."

"I got the results of the test back. I definitely have cholera."