Will he introduce a new superhero named Daddy's Boy?

The dream of the 90s kids' shows is alive in Portland.

Universal had better keep Phoenix Wright on retainer, in case anyone is injured by those rides.

"Shut the fuck up, and let me drink in peace." -guy getting thrown out of the bar

Strangely enough, one of the Coldplay guys played a musician during the Red Wedding.

Jinx!

I wonder what a particular AV Club commenter has to say about Avenged Sevenfold being the least intelligent rock band?

Almost as good as Aaron Paul when he was a contestant.

Fond but not in love.

Yeah, this video will have a lot of celebrities, but will it have a sick beat?

I'm Welvin Da Great, and I'm here to say,
Taylor Swift's great in a rappin' way!

My mother is a Filet o' Fish.

The right man in the wrong superhero movie can make all the difference in the world…

Turning into mush after reading about Tom Hardy is preferable to turning into mush after getting doused with hydrofluoric acid.

I haven't kept track of this guy since 2004, and I'm OK with that.

They thought that more people would gander at the show.

I assumed some angry Juggalos were garrotting kingreptar93.

We're a Twizzlers family.

For me, it's when he sings "Zombie."

I don't carrot all about these puns; they're too corny for me.