Morrissey just wants to say he never, no he never, had no Kickstarter ever.

Better than ricin beans.

This is the first step in Killer Mike's plan to change his stage name to "Adjunct Professor Mike."

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

Unbreakable Chihiro Schmidt?

In this version, Bobby Riggs gets Billie Jean King to lose her cool by constantly saying "That's what she said."

I remember finding a link on Homestar Runner which led to Strong Sad's "SadJournal." Most of his "current music" choices were songs by The Smiths, The Cure, and Thursday.

Based on this article's title, I was worried something bad happened to Sean O'Neal.

They could have avoided the crosswinds if they took off on shedule.

No, a tweeting cat.

Only someone with a Terrible Love of the National would buy this.

"Thomas Middleditch" actually sounds like a Game of Thrones character.

No "It's a wonderful restaurant!" comments?

Omelet you keep making puns, until I think of one myself.

I hope he's not Still Ill enough to cancel any dates. Sometimes I think, "What Difference Does It Make whether he announces his tours at all?"

I can't think of any good puns on my own, so I'll just parrot yours.

The Blart Lebowski

My favorite tweet:

Those Peeps have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad.

Call the Elders of the Internet!