Actually, I wrote my thesis on life experience.

*Simmons uses a portal gun to launch King Kong at some blue repulsion gel, King Kong bounces off Skull Island*

I heard it's because HE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Starring Dean Norris

It's true! We just stopped putting "cheese" on our cheesesteaks and called them Italian beef instead.

I hope one of the songs is about Stix.

The "Christopher Lee as a porn actor" skit in Snuff Box is my favorite.

This.

Thin line between Happyish and here…

I feel sorry for the producers. The director really gave them the shaft.

O'Neal throws big red NO into Lake Michigan for good measure.

Those are your function buttons!

Thanks to that song, I know why they're called "business socks."

I prefer the William Henry Harrison Hajj.

I miss ZMF.

"…guitarist Kerry King and some of the crew headed out to King’s favorite steakhouse in Indianapolis"

INTIMIDATED WOMAN GIVES UP, WALKS INTO POOL, WAITS FOR CANCER TO COME BACK.

I liked his "Daniel Day-Lewis plays Obama" skit from one of the Correspondent's Dinners.

I agree to a point, but mid century America had its share of extremists. I guess the difference is that the Senator McCarthys could eventually be shamed into silence.

I went through a huge Christie phase in high school. The description of her work as "uncool" rings true, since I was uncool at the time. But it did help me land a role in the production of "And Then There Were None" in high school (I played General Mackenzie, or MacArthur from the novel).