I thought that link would be for a Voldemort action figure.

Sounds like you're reasonably upset.

So Honey Boo Boo is in Michael's situation in Season 4. Too bad TLC won't air the footage of her running with Marlo's crew.

I heard that all the unsold action figures were sent to Belize.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GOLD BUT IT WAS BRONZE

Want to sue Toys R Us for carrying the wrong kind of action figures? Better Call Saul!

Wear the eyepatch Bret, wear the funky funky eyepatch!

"Fucking at my friends" is just another way to describe an orgy.

What do you do with a pun thread killer
What do you do with a pun thread killer
What do you do with a pun thread killer
Ear-ly in the mooorning?

I was going to challenge you to a pun battle, but you're so good that I don't want to spar with you.

I'm not sure where your stern hatred of pun threads comes from.

"'He's an admitted, unapologetic plagiarist. Fuck 'im til the end of time'
-Shia LaBeouf"

!yeH

I'll feel really sari for Stan Lee if the movie gets bad reviews.

Rubberized suits for some, miniature American flags for others!

I danced the vampire-werewolf tarantella once…never again.

That's what Ayatollah him, but he didn't listen.

Step Up 2 The Labyrinth

Do you want to borrow my jumper, Bowie?

THANKS OBAMA.