If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will finger your wife's butt, I will finger your son's butt, I will finger your infant daughter's butt.

The best part of the panel will be when everyone responds to questions by saying "Fuck" with different inflections.

Only if they got Honey Nut Cheerios.

The religious EIT videos are definitely my favorite.

Gus: "His science is too tight!"

I think lots of people here would like Ricky Gervais to trip on a rug and crash into a cabinet.

He's going for a LEGOT: Lawsuit agains Walmart, Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony.

The AV Club

*Peter Dinklage launches hula hoops at the pigs*

Or they'll put pills in the baby's jellybeans.

This time the candlestick's German instead of French? This really is an inventive reboot!

I wonder what Clay Davis would say about this.

Most book titles can be improved by adding "with the Sexual Hunter" at the end.

Yo, Gatorade me witch!

And one of the L-shaped pieces is based on Gore Vidal.

I'm hooked on these puns!

Better to reign in Hell than serve Nicolas Cage.

What about his non-union Mexican equivalent?

My greatest/worst moment as an AV Club commenter was getting a biastioc reply.

but wtf are they lol