*"Sound of Silence" plays*

4 3 2 1!
Earth belooow us!
Drifting, falling,
Floating weightless!

Little comment, little comment.

"You still don't get it, do you? This ain't about your money, bro. Your buoy gave you up…"

Gay Panic or gtfo.

Who else was genuinely creeped out at the end?  I did not see that coming.  

Stop all the downloading!

At least he's a better trainer than Jeffrey Dahmer Tames a Pony.

"I am Heavy Weapons Lantern, and this is my weapon."

I'm gonna start a Times New Viking tribute band called Times New Byzantine.

It ain't over until the fat turret sings…

"This is the part where he kills us."

If you save that turret and listen to it, it will give away hints about the rest of the story.

So you call yourself Limeade Youth, but you never tried Sonic's limeade?

Marcus, you are not a liar
You told me you were working on this at the New Cult Canon party last night, and sure enough you posted it here. Congrats!

I don't know if they share an anus, but they probably share needles! HEY-O!

Skunk Ape just won the competition. Pack it in, Folds et al.

Easy! Just attach your 3D glasses to a keyboard, and hold down the shift key.

Basically, David Suchet IS Poirot at this point. That's fine with me.

Really? No one had that stupid "Graduation Song" by Vitamin C? You got off easy.