I dunno, I think there'd have to be some beating involved.

If there's something you'd like to try,
If there's something you'd like to try,
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?

Wait, gelato's not vegan?

Because he's the only one who knows how I feeeeeeeeeeel!

Why do you first here, when you know it makes things hard for me? When you know, oh, why do you first?

Jorge, it was really nothing.

Good recommendation, Fast Zombie. I read "Morrissey and Marr: The Severed Alliance," and it outlines everything you'd want to know about them and The Smiths. You can even see a photo of Morrissey's grandfather (yes, he used the exact same pompadour hairstyle).

Warrissey is too busy feuding with his former bandmate, Johnny Warr.

First this insipid rap, then a triple post! Northwestern's reputation is taking a beating today.

Too bad they knocked down the Cabrini-Green projects
I would have loved to see how long this guy could have lasted there.

OK, we've agreed on the nastiness of mayo and Miracle Whip. What about ranch dressing?

(Drops monocle into wine glass)

By Jove!

getting dissed by taylor swift and bush…
So, that makes Kanye cool again now, right?

Well, they're good for something…
About 5 years ago, I was on vacation in California with my family. We were looking for Warner Bros. Studios in LA, and we stopped at this random gas station to ask a guy filling up his Lexus for directions. Turns out, the guy was Joel from Good Charlotte, his speaking voice is as…

Good Charlotte? More like Bad Harlot!

Happy Birthday!

Ugh, Sonic shouting "I'm waaaaaaaaaiting!" was just as annoying as Urkel.

What about Farfour, the copyright-infringing, jihad-advocating, Mickey Mouse of the Middle East?

So, Wahlberg's playing a "regular Boston guy"
I can't wait to see him running around yelling "Bonk!" and "Need a dispenser here!"