And the number one threat to America is…

Big Black should reunite…
and tour with these guys, for the lulz.

"Dear Devotchkas Above Me"

Add in "madcap hijinx" too. It can't miss!

Unfortunately, Meredith's midriff canceled out Pam's boobs for me.

I am a beautiful animal! I am a destroyer of worlds! I am HARRY FUCKING POTTER!

beetabega? but i hardly know her!

k. curt elttab: the pretentious, fully assimilated arab-american.

yes, the iron will of generalissimo jemaine clement has led new zealand to untold prosperity.

ragingbear, i remember when your puns were great, but now you're just a SHELL of your former self.

much like his singing career, his acting career will take a turn…

bank president: i felt a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of dollars cried out in terror, and were suddenly stolen.

he couldn't help it! he could taste those meaty, leading man parts in his mouth.

oh hi mark84
did anyone else think of "the room" when looking at that picture?

predators suck (the marrow from the bones of puny humans)
predatos: the hands of fate
all the predator's men
the american predator
drop dead pred
return of the predi
the shawshank predation
the battleship predemkin

what's the difference between a truck full of sand and a truck full of dead younglings?

i guess the inevitable porn parody will be called "erector set."

creedthoughts.gov: the book

reign in balls.

she's a man man man, man man man-eater.