i got my cat
you got those glasses.

i'd insult you, but the ennui of my bourgeois existence stops me from doing so (drags cigarette).

the plot vaguly reminds me
of "a confederacy of dunces."

that newcastle ale guy
seems even more douchey now that i see him shambling past buzz and woody.

should have mentioned that this is the third movie.

i'm surprised no one's mentioned kate beaton's take on book vs. film watsons.

it's something you write anthems about, obviously.

if they made wilson an afghanistan veteran, it would be even more apt.

they also made an anime show of that, right? i used to watch that on adult swim. i also think there's a anime version of hercule poirot out there, too.

i predict
that the statues will melt under mysterious circumstances. also, wax diddy (who is undistinguishable from the real diddy) will exploit wax biggie's death.

something something you're wrong! something hipsters something something something.

it's called simony, if i'm not mistaken.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!1

taken 2: pig in the city

that poisonous asp bite is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet.

based on the highlights i've seen on youtube, i think the rifftrax for the first twilight movie is better than the sequel's. i hope mike and company bring their a game for the rest of this horrible series.

just wanted to add some belated congratulations to the pile. best of luck!

oh god, oh man! oh god! oh man!

oh, i guess i'll have to bring my "bella's womb" felt toy to the first movie.

but, but…west philly is where will smith was born and raised!