Certainly impossible. Although, so is a unknown Deputy Parks Commissioner from a mid-size Indiana town getting a book widely published about said town with her picture on it.

So…Gus is gay, right?

New for 2013!
Blade Runner: Special Edition! Where the Japanese are replaced with the Chinese!

Also appearing
Duke and Duchess of Cambridge
1974 Pittsburgh Pirates
Max the Skateboarding Dog
Asian Singing Sensation Lin Yu Chun
The Ghost of Jamie Farr