Ah, nevermind, I saw the thread above.

He is / I am telling the truth. I registered this on a whim, and it's too much of a hassle. Plus my choice of avatar never took.

Hmm, my picture appears when I post comments, but not when I revisit the page. I will instruct my minions to fix it.

Nicely played, sarCCastro.

This charlatan is an impostor, second to the party! I was first and am the true and rightful Dr. Stankfoot.

Voldemort
My idol.

O'Neal, you've given me a brilliant idea!
I shall inflict my curious power on all of Dancing With The Stars!

Yes, yes, it's all coming together now!
Another obscure-yet-relevant piece of my plan comes into place!

Ah, my ultimate target!
Big Bird!

There's no bees in here!

I am already not sure how to continue posting…
… perhaps I should retreat to my lair and plot anew.

Yes, Det. Caruso, I have admired your technique from afar, as I plot my destruction. This particular gem has insured that your feet will be spared:

I do apologize, but I can't recall having been introduced to you before, Gamehen.

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

How long? Not long!