Madden has never improved on Tecmo Super Bowl.  The greatest football game there ever was.

With Walt, there was at least a reasonable real life explanation that the kid grew a foot between the first and second seasons.  That's not the case with every thing else that got left hanging. 

Tasha's one of the best.  Insofar as I never feel the need to aim childish insults at her.

I get this mental image of some poor bed-ridden half ton woman with boobs flopping to the ground allowing some weirdo to grope her for 50 bucks.

Hah!  I live on the ocean in California.  It's perfect 360 days a year,
give or take.  Why people choose to live in hellholes like 90% of Texas or
Arizona is beyond me.  If you live somewhere that would be inhospitable
without the invention of air conditioning, you shouldn't be living
there.  Unless of course your job…

This show, and I just read the official Fox description, has a beautiful girl (whose best friend is a model mind you) move in with three seemingly single guys.  The only thing I can think of as to why this show got created is someone was watching a gang bang porno and thought the plot of it would make a great TV…

The pustules or the anal?

You might note that Phipps specifically reviewed both movies.  Since Phipps is procurator of the AV Club, that means you are hereby banished for your heresy.  May god have mercy on your soul.

Pfft.  That joke has already been made a bunch of times in the comments.  Who are you, Dane Cook?

It's like a whole station of Sofia Vergaras.

I count 3 different episodes seemingly jammed together that don't really complement each other.  Bender's upgrade, the Professor's trial, and Leela leaving.

Futurama has been getting some pity grades.  That being said there was a good 5 minutes of great material there.  It's just the rest that sucked.

More tolerable than a 120 million dollar monument that severely misquotes the person it supposedly represents and looks like a monument to Himmler.

The book was turned into a movie called Nightbreed.  And when I saw that about 10 years ago, I thought, "Wow, this is just like Beauty and the Beast."  Since the show and the book came out about the same time (thanks wikipedia!) it's impossible to say who came up with the basic idea and who stole it.

I remember my mom being in love with this show when I was a child.  It wasn't until much later after the mauling that I learned of my mother's big cat fetish.

Also, as is common, Gillette again reversed the order of things on the list.  I am starting to wonder, does she do that on purpose?

The first things I thought upon reading this is, "They spent 120 million on this and they used a quote on it that was only inspired by something he actually said.  And gets the meaning of what he actually said totally wrong."

We're talking full on body hair removal, most likely by laser or waxing, not simply shaving off a few unruly hairs.  And women don't sleep with you because you shave and oil your chest (contrary to what you may have learned watching Jersey Shore).  And don't use the word "manscape," it makes you sound like a pussy. 

If the pics above are to be believed, both of these men completely shave their bodies.  The only guys who do that are porn stars and gay guys.  So I can only hope this will be the best gay porn since 300.   

Eventually he'll need to finance more and more changes so I suspect you will see product placements when he decides to revamp everything once again in 10 years with the newest technology.