Homeland security couldn't spell their last name either.

I would argue that the material was never weak, and that Happy Endings was the most consistently funny show on TV. I figured it was gone for good but this news is sad all the same.

There are plenty of $13 drinks to be found in Boston, DC etc. Pretty much any nice hotel bar or craft cocktail spot like The Hawthorne, Drink, or The Passenger will be filled with people happily spending that much on drinks.

Audiences around the country were feeling The Heat.

Yeah I really gotta disagree with this piece. Before Midnight is MUCH better than Friends With Kids or Take This Waltz(haven't seen Date Night). And I've been in a relationship as long as Jesse and Celine and we haven't run out of stories to tell each other. They weren't together for 30 years, surely there is stuff…

No thanks.

Sandra Bullocks filmography is miraculous. You'd figure that after 20 years she would have stumbled into just ONE decent movie, but you'd be wrong. Just 2 decades of garbage.  I'm scared she will ruin Gravity.

Having a few too many is why Louis always has to drive Walt Jr around.

Sometimes I'll see my girlfriend on the subway and think it'll be funny to whisper "Hey sexy" or something in her ear before she notices I am also on the same subway car but then I think better of it, possibly in part because of this episode.

I thought The Mist was great(didn't read the book).

I think the overweight middle aged women who viciously defended NKOTBSB in the comments are probably the same overweight middle aged women who viciously beat up Aaron Carter.

I was worried the whole movie was gonna be like that, but once they went on their stroll I knew I could rest easy.

I enjoy the hell out of watching their relationship, but I am not jealous of it at all. Celine would be too much of a handful and Jesse is kind of a dick. A summer spent not working by the beach would be nice though.

I loved his joke about how a Paleolithic guy walks like this, and a Mesolithic guy walks like this.

Wearing White To Someone Else's Wedding Syndrome.

And it was rightly pointed out that white christian american males who play the victim card are whale feces.

I like Colbert in the end of show interview segments. Its amazing how he stays in character and can be a total asshole but in the most likeable way possible.

Does this bag effectively hide my boner?

The lady with the hat is the most punchable person in the history of Friends. I'm so glad I don't have to go to laundromats anymore.

Barry Lyndon would also have been an acceptable pop culture based reference.