The NHL lockout of 94-95 will always be my favorite. In 2004 I think they kind of lost their magic for a bit, but totally nailed it for the 2012 lockout.

I think thats just something people say, picket fence, 2.5 kids etc. I tell my girlfriend I want to live in a cute colonial house in the suburbs with her and a dog but truthfully I don't want to live with her at all because I am secretly an asexual.

I told you that actress playing your niece is underage.

Iowa has plenty of corn rows.

I know what you mean. This band makes googling "obscured camera in women's dressing room" very difficult.

It has been so long since B&S put out a good album that I wouldn't disagree. Camera Obscura are way more consistent and they don't put out some embarrassingly bad songs like B&S have sometimes done in recent years.

I might have to try that. All the jokes people are mentioning that I didn't even hear make me feel like I'm watching some sort of alternate show.

For sure. Andy is the only thing I enjoy about any of the late night shows. Everything else is just so vanilla and tired. 
He and Marissa Wompler were great together on CBB!

@avclub-b08c744482acd39636a8db16c9db3439:disqus  Then stay the hell out of the newbie comments? Pretty easy to do.

I was on a bus in Central America around 2004. The driver was playing spanish music for the entire ride. The only non spanish song I heard was the Friends theme song.

"Tell Josh Modell a clove is a segment of garlic and a head is the whole thing."

Getting into the same shower seems like something Tobias would do. From that close, balls always look like landscape.

So I pulled up to the gas station attendant and the guy says, "Diesel?" and I said "No, unleaded."

Italian-Americans

For a broke ass college kid spending $12 in one day on movie rentals was expensive.

When season 1 came out on DVD I walked a couple blocks to my local video store(they were businesses that let you borrow movies for a small fee) and went home with disc 1. I was instantly hooked and went back for disc 2. And then disc 3. 
It was an expensive but awesome day. I don't know if I'm gonna have the will power…

I love the end of Hangover 2 when Ed Helms takes the monkey back to his cute Parisian apartment and plays him a song to seduce him. Just a beautiful finale scene.

My most anticipated movie of the last couple of years.
 Before Sunrise was one of the movies that got me interested in "film". Before Sunset was a perfect sequel. I'm glad this movie is getting great reviews but I refuse to read any of them until I see this movie so nothing is spoiled.

The One Cliffy Couldn't Read

What I have noticed about Friends and other shows is how often people hang out in the morning before work. Who does that when you've gotta be up at 7 in the morning?!?
But then in real life I'll see people walking to the subway or wherever at 8AM talking on their phone. Who the hell are they talking to at that hour? If…