I would welcome the ladies of the porn industry here with open arms and unzipped pants.

The problem is that they aired ads on Colbert Report at 11:40 thursday night that said "Check out our new comedies tonight!".

I wouldn't say they were incompetent. April screwed up the gym thing because she doesn't care. And the stage was only screwed up because they had to ditch a bunch of their materials.

I'm hoping they combine the ensemble and the romance. Perhaps include Councilman Dexhart. And set the episode in a cave in Brazil.

O'Donnell. We are interested in who killed her so we can give that person a medal.

Yeah, he should totally dump his girlfriend because their roommate has shitty taste in TV except for rightfully hating The Big Bang Theory.

Season 5 has been on instant for awhile now.

Over the years there have been a few fetuses I've produced with my white hot passion.

Good idea. Jon Benjamin Has a Van was totally mustard. Comedy Central was pants for cancelling it.

Shark Night 3D and Apollo 18 both got hit with Fs on 9/2011. Never Forget.

It knocked Hey Soul Sister off that spot so I approve.

Why drink water when you can chug an entire jar of pickle juice?

They make Tasha review all the shitty kid movies. That would make anyone mean.

If Sarah wasn't so obese she would have been able to handle it. Everyone else did. So it is under her control and if I were her teammate I would be pissed that I had to do extra work because the fat chick who doesn't shut up about being from Texas couldn't stand a little Texas heat.

Saturday afternoons on FX.

There is so much traffic. I'm tired of all these Horrible Bosses.

This is not the first time I've seen the words "unhip" and "sorry" come before Iowa.

This was the most depressing Frontline I've ever seen. People in Afghanistan are so backwards and shitty.

I subscribe to US Weekly, but only for the articles.

I like listening to podcasts at the gym but listening to a comedy podcast while bench pressing is deadly. I once almost snapped my neck in half while laughing during a bench press.