$470 seems really low. And do people bring ice picks into grocery stores in the Philippines?

In addition to the sex tape she was also in Playboy so she has been a regular whore for quite some time.

She is what my 13 year old self who watched a ton of The Spice Channel thought lesbians looked like. It turns out most of them are very ugly, but I'm glad Amber is keeping the dream alive.

I was hoping for a blind tasting too. Samuelson would have had to make a completely terrible dish for the judges to pick Spike over him.

GWB makes me favor the Cards. Josh Hamilton, who told reporters last night that god told him he was going to hit that home run and who choses all of his "coming to the plate" songs based on having jesus name dropped in the lyrics, makes me wish the Rangers never win another game ever again.

something something 2: electric boogaloo

The Jim and Pam ghost thing was terrible. Its like they put together the episode and realized they had two more minutes to fill so they quickly put together the first bad idea that came to someones mind.

I thought Ron and Ann were gonna start getting it on in the bathroom. Thats what bathrooms at parties are for. Well that and puking. And doing coke.

Potato head frown, Sonic and Hedgehog, and Leslie drowning and yelling at Tom were the three big laughs this episode.

Andy was off tonight. His physical comedy is usually gold, but I didn't laugh once tonight. He just seemed like a dick, which is way far off from how he usually acts.

I dunno if we are losing to the Chinese. Half of them don't have cars or TVs, and when those that do have cars use them to run over 2 year olds, and those that do have TV aren't allowed to view Millionaire Matchmaker.

Gattaca is a great movie.

Because hippies are famous for never smoking anything?

I've never even considered voting before, but seeing "Herman Cain for USA" superimposed over a sweet Toyota coupe superimposed over a waving American flag has me sold.

Dee Gets Audited sucked. Half the episode is people yelling about limes. And not in a crazy funny way, but in an annoying "maybe its time they wrap this show up before it becomes totally awful" kind of way.

When your league only has 12 teams, being second worst doesn't give you a whole lot of teams to have to leap over.

Don't act like you haven't seen The Wedding Planner.

You raise taxes on the wealthy and Job Creators like Lil Wayne and Bill O'Reilly are just gonna pack it up and retire!

This is known as Nuts and Gum Syndrome.

Umm, the Minnesota Lynx won the WNBA title just a couple weeks ago, jerk.