Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't wed, plan… I mean counsel.

But do people in Revere still revere him?

I watched Meeks Cutoff. It was OK but kinda boring and I don't like it when I have to turn on the subtitles for an English language movie.

The novelty has worn off a bit and self awareness has kicked in, but Snooki getting shitfaced at 3 in the afternoon and causing a scene will never not be entertaining. After all, how self aware can you be when you are too drunk to remember your own name?

Midnight Organ Fight is one of my top 5 favorite albums of all time. So damn good.

Their stupid annoying faces really do sum up how stupid and annoying that show is.

Did the Fenway scene in The Town inspire John Lackey to rob the Red Sox of $82 million?

Even if a Mormon/Christian/whatever doesn't personally hate gay people or molest children, they are still supporting the people who do. If Mormons didn't give money to their church, then the church wouldn't have had the money to run an anti gay marriage campaign in California that helped outlaw gay marriage.

Is this the same George Sluzier that directed The Vanishing? Or is it the George Sluzier that directed The Vanishing? There is a big difference.

13.5% wine = for pussies
4.2% lite beer = for real men

You are on to something. I came here to post that I hate fat, loud, annoying women, and Rosie is the fattest, loudest, most annoying woman in the world.

I'm partial to Tightrope. Second Coming is a very good album overall.

How the once mighty have tumble-falled.

They devoted an entire scene to that crazy lady speaking to a statue in the church. It was lame and boring. So then they dedicated another entire scene for a different character to do the same thing!
How did a room full of writers collectively decide, "You know whats fun? Church! Lets write multiple scenes about it…

There there is the Donny Wahlberg looking member in the middle who lost his sunglasses before the photo shoot.

Don Dimelo is the best CBB character ever.

I have Danny Glover. I'll trade him to you for Ken Griffey Jr's rookie card.

Leave it to Disney to combine two great things (baseball and movies) and turn it into complete shit.

I loved The Sandlot as a kid. It might take the prize of Movie I've Seen the Most Times(non porn division).

What you are trying to say is that you are like the east coast version of Guy Fieri?