Troy eating the cigarette was the hardest I've ever laughed at this show. Awesome gag.

When I first caught a glimpse of April's legs, I didn't know whose they were and I thought, "shit I hope I wasn't just turned on by a 12 year olds legs". But then they showed April again and I realized it was her legs, and a wave of relief rolled over me.

I think B- is correct. One of the top 5 worst Parks and Rec episodes. You'd have to go back to Time Capsule to find one of similar lesser quality, which is a compliment to the show.

They also need to know how to cook. And clean. And service me sexually. And would it kill them to pay my rent?

Those 3 ladies plus Amy Sedaris are probably the 4 funniest women around. If they undressed in front of me I would watch out of respect, and if I liked what I saw then thats the cherry on top.

Tom is all about Brooks Brothers Boys. The cuts are slimmer and its cheaper. Win win.

I pressed control + f and typed in "son" but all I got was a bunch of persons, seasons and eventually your post.

He is supposed to be the suprise guest but everyone in the theater can hear him yelling random stuff from backstage so it ruins the suprise and upsets the evenings host, Billy Crystal.

Make sure to pick the floor of your office that the least amount of dudes work on, that way you reduce the chances of someone coming in to take a shit during your jerk at work session.

There should be a tour of comedians who suck yet still have careers that somehow have spanned decades. To save on marquee space you could call it Steve Martin Short.

Did anyone hear Gillian Jacobs on Comedy Bang Bang say that there is one awesome episode at the beginning of the season to look out for and it was the craziest thing they've done? My GF said Gillian mentioned it was the 3rd episode, but that episode wasn't very special. So Im thinking maybe the order the episodes are…

I think the Anthrax containing letters saying stuff like "Death to America" made peoples initial assumptions point towards Al Qaeda or something similar.

I like it when awesome bands put out shitty albums too.

Worst thing to come out of the south: country music or slavery? I could go either way.

I also thought he survived. When he started adjusting his tie I thought he was gonna unbutton his shirt showing some sort of vest that helped him survive the explosion. Doesn't make a ton of sense, but neither does a guy with half a head adjusting his tie.

The music in this episode was fantastic.

Without Joe Francis and Girls Gone Wild, I would not have seen a girl I knew from High School flash her boobs on camera.

They showed Baby's Day Out on my NBC affiliate instead of Community too.

He is on the case…to steal someone's briefcase.

Dumb fucks like this hick who scream "First ammendment!" after everytime someone calls them on saying something stupid should be thrown in jail until they realize, wait a second, now my first ammendment rights really are being violated.