Free agent already describes someone without a job, so you are wrong brah.

Yeah, that guys sucks. Anyone who can annoy people that much in the span of a 15 second commercial is a real piece of shit. He sucked in Grandma's Boy too, and I actually like that movie overall.

At this point Kevin is one of the worst characters on TV, not that he was ever good. That cold open was painful. I almost turned the TV off after the scene ended.

Hmm, lets see.
Black Swan = No naked chicks
Mullholland Drive = Two naked chicks

William, I have a question and a statement for you. Are you for real? And get the hell out of here with your crazy religious crap.

Theres a current streak going of about 4 episodes with no Sam and Ron fighting. I dunno what lead to this 180 degree change in behavior but it is appreciated because their drama is fucking boring.

As long as she is on this show I don't want Snooki to slow down on the drinking. The two best moments of the show involved Snooki getting black out drunk in the middle of the afternoon.

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His body of work is impressive? He works for 3 minutes a week. And he totally sucks at that 3 minute job to boot.

The best purchase Andy Rooney's mom could have made was buying a bear skin condom for 2¢ in 1918 so that the world wouldn't have to hear her asshole son's complaints for the next century.

Wasn't expecting much after the boring and mediocre King of Limbs, but I dug the new song last night.

Drain You in amazing. My favorite Nirvana track off of their 3 albums(there are some b-sides and live songs I prefer).

Those B-sides are all amazing. Some of my favorite Nirvana songs. And I guess Incesticide is mostly b-sides. I also love Moist Vagina. In my Nirvana hey-day I had 17 different CDs of theirs.

Are they gonna address why the asshole parents had a 3rd illegal kid? The dad tells the boss guy that its none of his business. Earth is falling apart because of overpopulation but its none of anyone's business how many kids you have? What dicks. At this point I want them to be killed by dinosaurs.

People, People! Stop arguing over who's religion is better. All of your religions are equally terrible.

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I really hope he didn't just get on a plane and go home. At least get a hotel room for a couple days and see a few sights other than the inside of a night club.

Community fans are very annoying. I'm afraid to venture into that thread because it'll be nothing but people saying Pop Pop! over and over.

In Ashton Kutcher's smash debut on 5/2 Men they said his character has a large penis. Have you forgotten that already?

If any event is billed as "family friendly" it really just means its boring and filled with fat people.