My Ancient Mediterranean History teacher said that tourists are allowed one freebie lesbian joke when they visit Lesbos, any more and the Greeks get angry.

Those cowards in Hollywood one never adapt one of his more awesome stories like "Faith of Our Fathers" or The Man in the High Castle.

I'm watching Cocaine Cowboys on Netflix since I've been playing Hotline Miami (which was partly inspired by it). Holy shit, it makes breaking Bad look tame. And it really happened!

OH GOD NOW SHE'S GOING TO BE A FAINT WALKER!

"Have you seen this boy?"

Eh. If it was dogs or cats I'd be devastated.

I seriously thought that blonde girl was Beth, so I was worried for a second, but she was okay!

"He said he was a practicing atheist."

BALLER

Quotin' the paddlin' line, that's a paddlin.

One of my favorite lines ever. He's just so enthusiastic.

Too bad a thresher maw didn't show up to help fight Vaatu.

This was a very Okami-esqe episode.

Also, the Assyrians. Walled city giving you trouble?

Its weird but I don't have any relatives who were in the war. One was ordered to go to boot camp but went AWOL.
Of course he's an ultra conservative Tea Partier nowadays.

Second!

i thought this was going to be some Burke and Hare stuff. Disappointing.

Just die already.

He's the ant under our magnifying glass.

I think the Neo-Babylonians need some love.