He might be worried about other things:

Badmouthing the downvote function? That's a downvote.

Holy fucking shit, there is no way I wouldn't want to see that.

Burn After Reading 2: Just JK Simmons Being Confused

Hard at twerk or hardly twerking?

Even though sunlight makes him burst into flames?

Hell to the yes.

That is amazing. I bow before your obscure knowledge.

De plane de plane!

The founder of Zoroastrianism is an Amazon reviewer?

I don't trust white and I am white!

A Daily Mail repost that makes sense and comes from a Floridian? I am agog.

No that was my Ulysses S. Grant/Darth Vader slashfic set during the Siege of Vicksburg.

This guy…is not my kinda guy.

Yeah. I had no idea I really wanted to see Arnie speak German, but now i do dammit!

Faulkner was a shitty author, though.

Well la-di-assfucking-dah.

Yeah, me too.

GRADE A TROLLIN

I gave him a F!