That mass of Egyptians gave me second hand claustrophobia.

No way in hell am I watching the assisted living one next week. I've heard enough stories from my RN mom.

If they wanted to be successful they shouldn't have been born Irish.

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In Ted's version he swims away from Rose and goes to take to take a nap.

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I don't get this gimmick.

I didn't study for it and I was in the top 10% and got a free year of community college out of it.
Its a lot less impressive that I placed so low in math that I had to start with basic math.

Okay, but my heart won't be in it.

James Buchanan: Behind the Candelabra

*empties minerals from fake leg*
Unobtainium!

Lenin would go over real well on the internet:
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW50…

Django Unchained was a documentary. Him and Sam Jackson are roommates.

You can give him credit for calling WWII early, at least.

Well, not if you're Mexican.

Christoph Walz as Zimmerman!

Also My Son Was Horrifically Killed By A Train, Just Sayin'

Or:
Please Stop Sticking Your Fingers In Me

Holy Shit Am I In Over My Head: The Andrew Johnson Story

Alternate Title (and far kinder):Taft: This Sucks, I Wanna Be A Supreme Court Justice Instead

Tyler: Ha-ha! You Idiot Whigs Didn't See This Coming!