Roland the Headless Thompson Horseman.

Not if Satan has anything to say about it!

And the basis for three of my Civ 5 empires!

Also "Givin Em What They Love" is easily the best track. Prince's still got it.

RARRRAAAAAA

*quietly puts down molotov cocktail*

Holy shit I have to remember that one.

@avclub-cf50b28ef624912ff106c57ca9be41dc:disqus has the right of it. The only kinda sex he was down on was the premarital kind. Sooooo, by legalizing gay marriage we're doing Jesus' work!

My first thought:
"Hey, Frontline! Time to get depressed!"

Putcher hand on that WAAAHHLL!!!

Leaves! They're nature's toilet paper!

Or by a non sex-offender.

The forbidden flavor!!! Its….delicious……………..

SHUT UP JOHN WILLIAMS!

We should ask the Dali Lama.

The Tree Witch in To Cut A Woman's Hair ate PB's hair, so probably.

His bed looks comfy as hell though.

I think the losing his arm thing is a reflection of his past life.

Aw, Peppermint Butler was adorable before he turned into a demon summoning badass.

Winterfell?