*takes extra long piss in locker room*

Does it feel like a warm, wet hug?

A  bunch of British commandos crashlanded a glider right on top of Meth Damon and machine gunned the rest of the Nazis. It was awesome.

Ghost videos? Pfft. Reptillian shapshifter videos are where it's at:
 http://youtu.be/iHJ8A1n_bB0

They're the nice Aryan prison gang.

Come for the dancing, stay because you had molten gold poured on your head.

Oh no! "I Remember You"! Here come the tears!

"Get OBOZO to round them up - he speaks the same language."
-Actual fucking Yahoo! News comment on article about monkeys in Florida with herpes

I remember one not too long ago where they took a police statement about a suicide and somehow pulled a story about how the police were slut shaming a  dead woman out of their ass.
It was some real Glenn Beck shit.

*tapes switchblade to one shoe, lemon to other*

http://youtu.be/UHw8toGHsbU

The dances in that are impossible to replicate. 13 year old me could tell you that.

Then Ice King kidnaps her.

I wish I watched DS9 so I could hang with the cool kids on the reviews. But it'd take me forever to get through six seasons.

Yeah, I feel kinda like he's losing the thread with this Kina stuff, but its still a solid read. The Silver Spike might be my favorite actually.

I think he was just being an asshole.

*Uncle Jack steps on rake*

The Dome shall protect Hank!

Indeed.

Can't kill now, eating.