This just in: Douglas Adams is still dead.

The secret of it's success will be to go really fast.

He must work with you guys or somethin'!

Gee, I don't know, Keene NH is pretty dangerous now due to the heroin epidemic going on there.

Least annoying Tom Baker impression.

Dammit, why are you trying so hard to make me cum?

-spells Moon!

Heh, more like a CRUMMY-crat, AMIRITE?

"Oh shit! I crapped out!"

Roight, that's it, off with you then!

CLAMS GOT LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mind me, I'm just sore, is all!

Oh and I suppose those books/movies made you deliriously happy? I think not!

It would be inappropriate to do so while at a Funeral Party.

What th-you're just a bossy little motherfucker aren't you Val?

Make like Valerie Harper's Valerie Hogan character and die in a car crash Val!

Or full Shanghai!

You put the naughty in Illuminati!

Awesome stuff is always cool?

There's a hole in the Pentagon of my soul that only YOU can fill…