(shows up at Sandy Hook's apartment with a bouquet of columbines)

Is it even an ethos?

The happiness is not out there. :(

That's more of a pagan/hippie thing though.

Put down that cigarette honey…and smoke on this…
(steamy saxophone solo begins)

Looking for that special someone to buy up gold with!

"This Osama ain't been layin'…maybe YOU could change that!"

The real star of that movie was Mary Elizabeth Winstead's feet.

9/11 WAS AN AWESOME BLOW JOB!

Dammit! He's always one step ahead of us!

What fun is a woman who looks like Andre The Giant?

You don't plague well with others, do you?

If you're horny it's already too late!

Pun threads are Pasteur prime.

(twists Slob Zombie's arm behind his back, pins him up against the wall)
"The real Slob Zombie died in Guam in '75! Who the fuck ARE you?"

I'm deep undercover.

Better ask Parade magazine.

"Ya hear that? He saw it on T.V…"

I swing both ways when it comes to puns, ac/dc.

I Si what he did there!