Growing up, our microwavable pizza-based product of choice was Bagel Bites. Pizza in a roll is fine and dandy, but when pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza… anytime!

I don't really consider that so catchy a song. Even in the Tears for Fears version it's just too slow paced.

I want Tegan and Sara legos.

These are the movies which have been submitted by their studios and are eligible to be nominated. Anime films not made by Studio Ghibli usually aren't submitted, for whatever reason. Funimation has submitted movies before (Summer Wars) but must have made the calculation that it wasn't worth it.

I think she just meant that in a general sense: not all child roles are going to be To Kill a Mockingbird.

Well it's always in the last place you look.

Mac Tonight is one of the most Brechtian members of the McDonalds marketing team.

Homestarrunner.com plays videos at a pretty normal size for an embedded video, actually. The only difference is that the embedded video is the entire site.

Say what?

You only froyo once.

So you're saying Taylor Swift is going to gain a lot of weight?

Hey, the media is perfectly capable of panicking about more than one thing at once, for instance people have argued that ISIS might try intentionally spreading Ebola.

"Adorkable" is a collection of phonemes arranged in such a way that it has a certain meaning and can be used as an isolate unit. Therefore, it is a word. Getting pissy that it's a somewhat stupid word (and yes I have heard people use the word adorkable outside of the context of the New Girl ad campaign) is irrelevant.

It's like gelato, or for that matter manga. In Japanese kawaii means cute, in English kawaii means cute in a Japanese sort of way.

I like the idea of a sequel where Eric Stoltz plays the alternate timeline version of Marty who got stranded in time.

They should make a Breaking Bad Babies.

The standard creationist explanation seems to be that yes, they had incest, but it was okay because God hadn't told us not to and genetic disorders didn't emerge until later.

Sharkgate is really about corruption.

The thing about cryptozoology is that basically every scientist will agree that there are undiscovered animals out there. To be a cryptozoologist, they have to claim the existence of specific animals that mainstream zoologists would not consider there to be sufficient evidence for. (Since if there is, it would just be…

I thought the phrase was "for all intensive purposes" for quite a while and I still kind of wish it was. Not all purposes, just for all intensive purposes.